What I learned from zork (informal)

After entering the world of Zork I looked back upon the web portal that was closing behind me with regret, I was trapped. Zork was most likely the most boring and least fun endeavor I have ever embarked upon in my life. Playing Zork was comparable in enjoyment level to what I assume it would be to try and grate my face off with a cheese grater, which as most people know isn't any fun at all. Sure i'm not going to lie when I found the jewel encrusted egg or the sword I was pumped but who doesn't like treasure? I don't see how anyone could enjoy Zork to be honest, sure maybe in the 80's when this was cutting edge it was cool and I would be like "damn this game is bomb" or some hip 80's lingo i'm not familiar with but not today. Today we have HD TV's and blu-ray players and gifts from god like Playstation 3. After playing Zork for about an hour I just felt dumb like I had been hoodwinked into doing some awful deed I would regret for the rest of my life. I hope to god I never, ever have to look upon that dredful black screen with its ominous white writing taunting and haunting me again......